BIG THREE WAR RPG

Zeus
Zenaida

Poseidon
Shay

Hades
Laura

So how do we want to start?

Zeus: I have to go poddy.
Poseidon: Where's the toilet paper?
Zeus: Hades must've taken it!
Poseidon: SAKURA WATCHITO MIYAMOTO! COSPLAY!
Zeus: What?
Poseidon: IDK. HADES! *knocks on door*
Hades: *opens door* WHAT THE HELL DO YOU ANNOYING BRATS WANT TODAY?
Poseidon: WHERE'S THE TOILET PAPER?
Hades: Up your abnormally large nose, digging for gold.
Zeus: YOU TOILET PAPER THIEF! *pushes into room, Poseidon follows*
Poseidon: *closes door*
Zeus: EWW YOUR ROOM IS ALL DARK AND DISTURBING DON'T YOU EVER GET SUNLIGHT?
Hades: NO!
Poseidon: You're quite the Hades today.
Hades: DUH. You guys want to say godly swears?
Zeus/Poseidon: YEAH!
Zeus: Unicorn turds!
Poseidon: Squish and flipper! That's my favorite!
Hades: Kronos' nipple!
All three: HEY! LET'S MAKE A PRANK CALL!
Hades: *dials*
Kronos: *over the phone* Dark Lord Kronos speaking!
Hades: CHIRON'S BOSOMS! *hangs up*
Poseidon: YOU WEIRDO! RADIOHEAD IS WAY BETTER THAN MCR!
Zeus: *stops laughing* WHAT?!!!:!>!l!KEFJUIMHYN COLDPLAY IS THE BEST!
Hades: I always knew you two were gay.
All three: IT'S ON!

[way to copy PPP]

Shay: *listens to Adam Glambert* *sings rly loud so the whole universe hears* *pumps up volume*

Laura: *screams at terrible sound of animal dying*

Zenaide: Laura, were you attempting to sing again?

Laura: No, I think Adam Lambert was.
Hades: *enters* Do my ears detect foul-mouthedness?
Poseidon: WE SAW HERA VOMITING! XD
Hades: ZEUS IS A RAPIST?
Zeus: Step away from the spotlight, emo brother and other brother. I'm mighty Zeus, King of the New York Milkshake. License to THRILL!
Poseidon: WHAT?
Hades: Oh, I get it! He's not a death eater, he's a death cheater! *drags Zeus the Rapist to Tartarus*

Zeus: Excuse me, wtf Hades bby. Cheating is my job. *flips hair*

Poseidon: EXCUSE ME? ZEUS? DID YOU JUST CALL HADES "bby"?
Hera: *appears* I detect a crush!
Hades: O please, you'd do anything to get out of the hands of that er... idiot you're married to!
Hera: Oh, mighty Hades. You should be Apollo, because it seems you only tell the truth! *death-glares at Zeus*
Laura: HELLO! Me and Zenads are getting bored over here! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! *holds up foam finger that says '#1 Dad- GO HADES!'*

Shay: *holds up Poseidon victory flag* WOOOT. *holds up Team Glambert flag* DOUBBLE WOOOT

Hera: Adam Lambert is a violation of nature!
Aphrodite: *appears* HOW DARE YOU TALK TO MY SON LIKE THAT?
Hera: HE'S YOUR SON?
Hades: Durr hurr.

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Aphrodite: It's a beautiful day for love!
Hades: IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR DEATH! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hera: You sound like Rico.
Aphrodite/Hades: You watch Hannah Montana?
Hera: Er... no. HADES, I NEED THE TOILET PAPER!
Hades: Gods use the bathroom?

Shay: *still listening to Adam Lambert*
*shays mouse clicker things messes up* FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Laura/Hades: *leave*

Shay: *draws Anime because is bored*

Sorry to disturb your little "conversation" but uh, what is this?

*points to title*

What does RPG stand for?

R-P-G Role-Playing-Game

Oh I see. And how come LAURA didn't put me on it?!

Well see, it all started when we had the old Diamond Luster, we would always fight about who was better. So she made this Big Three war RPG, see, and here we are today. Less active, way less active, but...still.

What is this Big "Three War RPG"?

/)_-

Ignorant in the art of Big Three War RPG.

HunterPower, would you mind telling me who you are?

*stares at Laura's picture* *doesn't stop*

Amaya- *vomits*